color: var(--bright-gold); text-shadow: 0 0 18px rgba(212,175,55,.55); } .gold-border { border: 2px solid rgba(212,175,55,.7); box-shadow: 0 0 30px rgba(212,175,55,.18); } .hero { min-height: 100vh; position: relative; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; text-align: center; padding: 90px 24px; background: linear-gradient(rgba(0,0,0,.35), rgba(0,0,0,.82)), repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, rgba(120,0,0,.25) 0 38px, rgba(255,255,255,.035) 38px 76px), radial-gradient(circle at center, rgba(212,175,55,.22), transparent 45%); overflow: hidden; } .hero:before { content: "★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★"; position: absolute; top: 24px; left: 0; width: 100%; text-align: center; color: rgba(255,216,107,.34); font-size: 24px; letter-spacing: 14px; } .hero-logo { width: min(390px, 82vw); margin: 0 auto 28px; filter: drop-shadow(0 0 28px rgba(212,175,55,.75)); animation: floatLogo 3.8s ease-in-out infinite; } @keyframes floatLogo { 0%,100% { transform: translateY(0); } 50% { transform: translateY(-10px); } } .ticker { position: fixed; top: 0; z-index: 50; width: 100%; overflow: hidden; white-space: nowrap; background: linear-gradient(90deg, #670000, #b40000, #670000); border-bottom: 3px solid var(--gold); color: white; font-weight: 900; padding: 10px 0; box-shadow: 0 0 30px rgba(0,0,0,.5); } .ticker span { display: inline-block; padding-left: 100%; animation: tickerMove 22s linear infinite; } @keyframes tickerMove { display: inline-block; text-decoration: none; box-shadow: 0 0 28px rgba(212,175,55,.45); transition: transform .2s ease, box-shadow .2s ease; } .btn-gold:hover { transform: translateY(-3px) scale(1.04); box-shadow: 0 0 45px rgba(212,175,55,.75); } .section { padding: 90px 24px; } .container { max-width: 1200px; margin: auto; } .card { background: linear-gradient(180deg, rgba(255,255,255,.09), rgba(255,255,255,.035)); border: 1px solid rgba(212,175,55,.35); border-radius: 28px; padding: 28px; box-shadow: 0 0 35px rgba(0,0,0,.45); transition: transform .25s ease, border-color .25s ease, box-shadow .25s ease; } .card:hover { transform: translateY(-8px); border-color: rgba(255,216,107,.85); box-shadow: 0 0 40px rgba(212,175,55,.22); } .product-img { width: 100%; height: 300px; object-fit: cover; border-radius: 22px; background: radial-gradient(circle at center, rgba(212,175,55,.35), rgba(0,0,0,.8)); border: 1px solid rgba(212,175,55,.35); } .logo-mini { width: 82px; margin: 0 auto 16px; filter: drop-shadow(0 0 18px rgba(212,175,55,.65)); } .red-band { background: linear-gradient(90deg, #620000, #ad0000, #620000); border-top: 2px solid rgba(212,175,55,.6); border-bottom: 2px solid rgba(212,175,55,.6); } .mock-product { min-height: 300px; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; background: radial-gradient(circle at center, rgba(212,175,55,.23), transparent 35%), linear-gradient(145deg, #181818, #030303); border-radius: 22px; border: 1px solid rgba(212,175,55,.4); padding: 20px; } .mock-product img { max-width: 72%; max-height: 240px; filter: drop-shadow(0 0 22px rgba(212,175,55,.45)); } footer { padding: 34px 24px; text-align: center; color: rgba(255,255,255,.6); border-top: 1px solid rgba(212,175,55,.35); background: #000; font-size: 13px; }

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