color: var(--bright-gold); text-shadow: 0 0 18px rgba(212,175,55,.55); } .gold-border { border: 2px solid rgba(212,175,55,.7); box-shadow: 0 0 30px rgba(212,175,55,.18); } .hero { min-height: 100vh; position: relative; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; text-align: center; padding: 90px 24px; background: linear-gradient(rgba(0,0,0,.35), rgba(0,0,0,.82)), repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, rgba(120,0,0,.25) 0 38px, rgba(255,255,255,.035) 38px 76px), radial-gradient(circle at center, rgba(212,175,55,.22), transparent 45%); overflow: hidden; } .hero:before { content: "★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★"; position: absolute; top: 24px; left: 0; width: 100%; text-align: center; color: rgba(255,216,107,.34); font-size: 24px; letter-spacing: 14px; } .hero-logo { width: min(390px, 82vw); margin: 0 auto 28px; filter: drop-shadow(0 0 28px rgba(212,175,55,.75)); animation: floatLogo 3.8s ease-in-out infinite; } @keyframes floatLogo { 0%,100% { transform: translateY(0); } 50% { transform: translateY(-10px); } } .ticker { position: fixed; top: 0; z-index: 50; width: 100%; overflow: hidden; white-space: nowrap; background: linear-gradient(90deg, #670000, #b40000, #670000); border-bottom: 3px solid var(--gold); color: white; font-weight: 900; padding: 10px 0; box-shadow: 0 0 30px rgba(0,0,0,.5); } .ticker span { display: inline-block; padding-left: 100%; animation: tickerMove 22s linear infinite; } @keyframes tickerMove { display: inline-block; text-decoration: none; box-shadow: 0 0 28px rgba(212,175,55,.45); transition: transform .2s ease, box-shadow .2s ease; } .btn-gold:hover { transform: translateY(-3px) scale(1.04); box-shadow: 0 0 45px rgba(212,175,55,.75); } .section { padding: 90px 24px; } .container { max-width: 1200px; margin: auto; } .card { background: linear-gradient(180deg, rgba(255,255,255,.09), rgba(255,255,255,.035)); border: 1px solid rgba(212,175,55,.35); border-radius: 28px; padding: 28px; box-shadow: 0 0 35px rgba(0,0,0,.45); transition: transform .25s ease, border-color .25s ease, box-shadow .25s ease; } .card:hover { transform: translateY(-8px); border-color: rgba(255,216,107,.85); box-shadow: 0 0 40px rgba(212,175,55,.22); } .product-img { width: 100%; height: 300px; object-fit: cover; border-radius: 22px; background: radial-gradient(circle at center, rgba(212,175,55,.35), rgba(0,0,0,.8)); border: 1px solid rgba(212,175,55,.35); } .logo-mini { width: 82px; margin: 0 auto 16px; filter: drop-shadow(0 0 18px rgba(212,175,55,.65)); } .red-band { background: linear-gradient(90deg, #620000, #ad0000, #620000); border-top: 2px solid rgba(212,175,55,.6); border-bottom: 2px solid rgba(212,175,55,.6); } .mock-product { min-height: 300px; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center; background: radial-gradient(circle at center, rgba(212,175,55,.23), transparent 35%), linear-gradient(145deg, #181818, #030303); border-radius: 22px; border: 1px solid rgba(212,175,55,.4); padding: 20px; } .mock-product img { max-width: 72%; max-height: 240px; filter: drop-shadow(0 0 22px rgba(212,175,55,.45)); } footer { padding: 34px 24px; text-align: center; color: rgba(255,255,255,.6); border-top: 1px solid rgba(212,175,55,.35); background: #000; font-size: 13px; }
Make America Swole Again
Black-and-gold gym merch for patriots, meme lords, divorced dads, and anyone who thinks leg day should come with an eagle scream.
Premium parody fitness gear with enough gold to blind your spotter. Built for tank tops, shaker bottles, shirts, hoodies, gym bags, and questionable life decisions.
Black fabric. Gold logo. Zero subtlety.
Matte black shaker with metallic gold TrumpGym skull-and-dumbbell logo.
$24.99
Black gym tank with oversized gold chest logo. Best worn while ignoring cardio.
$29.99
Heavyweight black tee with distressed gold front print and small TrumpGym.com back neck hit.
$34.99
Fake product concept: gold-and-black tub label, absurd energy claims, and a flavor called “Executive Orange Cream.”
Tank tops, tees, hoodies, stringers, and gym shorts with black/gold branding and loud America energy.
$29
For beginners who want bigger arms and louder opinions.
$69
Includes access to the secret meme bunker and ceremonial shaker bottle.
$1776
Gold dumbbells, fake policy meetings, and priority mirror access.
Join the most unnecessarily patriotic gym parody on the internet.
MAKE AMERICA SWOLE AGAIN